The neden game the dating game
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!
(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed.
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.
(Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar, and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!