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” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.

Simon Barrett tweeted out this gem: “Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?

Catfishing isn’t funny when it happens to you, but it is funny when people make jokes about it on the web.

One hilarious comic shows an unimpressed woman opening the door to a short, overweight, and balding date.

One unfortunate would-be-funny-if-he-weren’t-so-crude single got kicked off e Harmony for answering the personal question, “What do you like most in a woman? The dating site flagged the profile for its inappropriate language and kept this dick from offending single women online.

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

No doubt this lonely dude thought a sexual reference would be a flirtatious way to get a girl’s attention, and, hey, points for creativity.

But, as Joke Over said in its meme: You’re doing it wrong.

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