Funny dating questions and answers
Why It’s Funny: Whatever he finds weird about the name will probably crack you up because it’ll be silly or embarrassing. Why It’s Funny: There is almost nothing funnier than watching a guy feel a tiny bit awkward about the question and then try to puff out his chest and talk overly confident about himself.
Question #7.) Can you list three words that describe yourself?
Answer: Iceberg Question: What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom?
Answer: A nervous wreck Question: Why is it there so many people with the surname Jones in the telephone book? Question: Why is it that people always walk whenever they play the bagpipes?
Question: On a turkey, which side would you find most feathers? Answer : Everybody can chop pork but everyone can't pea soup. Answer: They taste funny Question: If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Question: What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? Question : What is the longest sentence that a man knows? Question: What do you call a chicken that is crossing the road? Question: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? Answer: She would ask Daddy to buy her a new apartment Question: What do people in prison use to communicate with one another? Answer: Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car. Answer: It starts with the words " Good evening" then spends the next half an hour tellling you why it isn't one.
Why It’s Funny: Not only guys, but usually everyone has some weird and funny thoughts that pass throughout their heads all day long… Question #10.) Who is your celebrity crush and why? Why It’s Funny: Most dudes don’t like to discuss their fears because they think it makes them look weak.
Why It’s Funny: This is a funny question to ask because a guy will usually just name off a celebrity or celebrities with the biggest… So, to hear a guy actually fumble for a less weak answer is pretty funny.
Why It’s Funny: Well, when a guy pulls out three words like, “Sexy”, “Charming”, and “Awesome” you usually get a darn good laugh about it.
Question #8.) What would people hear if they could read your mind? Why It’s Funny: Imagine him saying something like, “When my mom tells me to put my socks away while I’m playing Call Of Duty.” Plenty of guys have really silly pet-peeves that they get super mad about and their reaction may get anyone to chuckle a little bit.