Dating dark side
If you and your potential love interest live hours away, agree to meet in the middle.Nothing is worse than driving 4 hours only to be stood up and then forced to drive back home alone with your thoughts. I don't want Lucius thinking you're some sort of experienced young woman, ready for marriage.” ― “Princess. Lucius Vladescu was a lunatic.” ― “Lucius shrugged. I'll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.''Lucius actually laughed. I didn't know you made jokes.""I'm a funny person," I defended myself. Next pick somewhere you actually like to frequent and bring a book.
"I grow weary of your ignorance." He moved closer to me, leaning down and peering into my eyes. I jammed the pitchfork in the general direction of his foot and ran like hell for the house, ignoring his yowl of pain. The vampire thing was a ridiculous fantasy, but my total lack of experience . He loves you--as you love him.” ― “Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? I'd be thirsty for blood," I said in a last ditch attempt to interject reason into a discussion that had devolved into the absurd. ” ― “If I were a vampire, I'd want to bite someone. Besides, Lucius, Jessica is not ready to contemplate marriage. 'And she can't be forced into a marriage, of course. This has been decreed since our births." I couldn't even process the "getting married" part, or the thing about "decreed." He'd lost me at "vampire." Nuts. "It's late, and we're all tired and a little overwhelmed. I would have thought your pitchfork skills would be attractive to certain bachelors here in farm country.” ― “And as we kissed, really kissed, something inside me was smashed, like a splitting atom, erupting with all the force of a shattering nucleus. It was like I'd found my place in the universe, in the chaos, and Lucius and I could go along locked together throughout time without end, like pi, existing infinitely, irrationally, spinning through time.” ― “I shan't take advantage,' Lucius promised seriously. But I am afraid that I am compelled to pursue this courtship until Antanasia realizes her place at my side.