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Bargains feverishly struck in the back of black cabs, mouth on mouth, hands in pants, the driver slyly watching in his rear-view mirror - these random shards of memory come back, but none of the details. It stands to reason that the numbers soon mount up. " Piers Morgan once pressed Nick Cleggin this magazine. When Piers Morgan asks you to pick a number, the theory is that you should be able to reply with a considerable degree of pride - ten, Piers.

Were we tender in the morning, or embarrassed and distant? I remember them all well, Piers, and with great affection."Ten? "That would only take you up to about age 16." No, Fred - the theory is that the perfect number of partners is ten and that's your lot.

The name you give to the angels when they ask you to recall the thrill of them all. And even if you were born too late to remember the golden years of sexual promiscuity, even if you came of age during the great condom restoration of the Eighties, that time has cast its spell over your sex life, and informed every brief encounter.

And I would bet my last euro that there is nothing remotely unusual about sexual amnesia. I would wager my left nut that most men born in the second half of the 20th century have a sexual history that they can't recall in any great detail. We were formed by an era of sexual freedom that had its apex in that tiny period of human history when the world was post-Pill and pre-AIDS.

That is nothing to be proud of - just the sad and wistful truth, a cruel fact of our busy lives.

Surely he found - five nights in, 20 nights in - that here was someone special, or at least someone he would rather see again tomorrow instead of the next one-night stand?

His experiment was obsessive, pathological - and yet it seems to condense the experience of many of our lives - the way we rush on to the unknown, craving novelty, the immediately disposable, leaving so much that is good behind us, already receding in the memory. Would we all have lived better lives if we had all been a bit more choosy?

Until in the end, when we reach a point where we have had our fill, and we can check out of the hotel and we say - enough. Perhaps, although the Rule Of Ten seems to come with a fatal flaw.

They were never sitting around waiting for the phone to ring.

But most of the readers of this magazine will have ten lovers that they have completely forgotten.

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